Dewott's adventure comic

Dewott: I'M GONNA GO ON AN ADVENTURE!!!

Random guy who's not the Nostalgia Critic (RGWNTNC): How do you know?

Dewott: I just know.

(Later)

RGWNTNC: What happened to going on the adventure?

Dewott: Yeah I'll do it soon.

[Insert nuke noise here]

Dewott: WUT!?

Dewott: Oh my....

Dewott: DARN IT THERE'S BLOOD ON THE WALL!!!

Dalek: EXTERMINATE!

(Later) Dewott: Oh gosh what is going on-

Dewott: WHAT JUST HAPPENED!?

Dewott: WHAT!?

Dewott: Oh no...

(Attacks truck and it goes the other way) Dewott: Oh well that was easy.

Dewott: Now what happened...

Dewott: No not this...

Dewott: WHAT THE!? HOW DID I GET IN THIS KART!?

Lakitu: WELCOME TO MAREEOH CAWRT! WHERE PEOPLE DIE OF EXPLODING CAWRTS AND BANANAS!

Dewott: Oh no... (Continue this and you get a cookie)

THEN MAY KILLS DEWOTT THE END