Dewott: I'M GONNA GO ON AN ADVENTURE!!!
Random guy who's not the Nostalgia Critic (RGWNTNC): How do you know?
RGWNTNC: What happened to going on the adventure?
Dewott: Yeah I'll do it soon.
Dewott: DARN IT THERE'S BLOOD ON THE WALL!!!
(Later) Dewott: Oh gosh what is going on-
Dewott: WHAT JUST HAPPENED!?
(Attacks truck and it goes the other way) Dewott: Oh well that was easy.
Dewott: Now what happened...
Dewott: WHAT THE!? HOW DID I GET IN THIS KART!?
Lakitu: WELCOME TO MAREEOH CAWRT! WHERE PEOPLE DIE OF EXPLODING CAWRTS AND BANANAS!
Dewott: Oh no... (Continue this and you get a cookie)