TALS IS SOONICK'S BEST FRIEND AND INVENTED THE INTERNETS.
TALS ADVUNETR[]
TALS WILL MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP IF YOU DON'T BUY THIS GAME.
TALS DUL[]
IN SOONICK ARE THERE'S A SECRET CHARACTER CALLED TALS DOL AND WHEN HE WILL COME OUT OF YOUR TV AND MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP.
BIKSTURY[]
HIZ PARENTS WER MURDERED BY JEF DA KILLUR. THEN HE WAZ RAIZED BY HIM.
SEKRIT FEKT[]
HE IZ SMARTER THAN BILL GATEZ.